Top Ten Democratic Pickup Lines

Top Ten Democratic National Convention Pickup Lines

10. Wanna form a more perfect Union

9. Something's rising and it's not the national debt

8. I'm stiffer than John Kerry

7. Let's go someplace and release out delegates

6. Care to join the wife and me for a little "bipartisanship"?

5. I'll make you screem like Howard Dean

4. Now that's what I call a stimulus package

3. I'm gonna Barack your world

2. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

1. Hi, I'm John Edwards